Funny Valentine’s Cards for Your Significant Other

Isn’t an expression of love packed with a good dose of humor just the best thing in the world? We know we’d love to get a Valentine’s Day card oozing in playfulness from our special someone. While we are not saying that roses and chocolates can ever be beaten, there is something very cute and personal about giving a thoughtfully chosen Valentine’s Day card to your significant other.

When considering ways to make a lasting impression on someone’s heart, we tend to debate over sweet and heartfelt or sexy and romantic. The idea of having your better half or your soulmate chuckling over something you’ve penned down in a card certainly sounds very appealing this Valentine’s Day.

All the cards we have put together for you in this article can be viewed, printed, shared, and even downloaded with ease. So go ahead and take your pick. A big thank-you to GreetingsIsland for allowing us to use their templates.

The Funniest Valentine's Cards List

 

1. The Moustache

Don’t you just adore your man’s mustache? Why not make your Valentine more mustache-ly romantic with this cute card? There is not a better way to express your love for your man and his mustache with this funny and romantic card.

2. Olive You

The way to your beloved’s heart is through their stomach. Why not let these little green olive bubbles do the talking for you with this funny Valentine's Day card? Olive and love are the new romantic combination this Valentine’s.

3. Orange You Glad We Met?

This Valentine’s, orange you glad to have met your soulmate? Tell them how they complete your life with this orange-y romantic card.

4. PB&J

Soul mates are like peanut butter and jelly—simply made for each other. This Valentine’s, tell your loved one that just as a sandwich is incomplete without its peanut butter and jam, you are incomplete without their love, too.

5. Waddle-You Say Be Mine?

Is this Valentine’s Day the one you intend to ask them to be yours forever? Let a penguin pose the most vital question in your life with this funny Valentine’s Day card. There is no way they will say no to this one.

6. You’re My Main Squeeze

Let this squeeze of lemon convince your beloved that they are going to be your one and an only squeeze, forever.

The Best Couple

'Donut' know what you would do without your special one in your life? Let them know that life has no meaning without them in your life with this lighthearted card.

How to Use the Available Cards

 

Printed or paper cards used the most heartfelt way to express your emotions of love, thoughtfulness, remembrance. With the rise of eCards, we gained means of quickly delivering cost-efficient and hassle-free greeting cards. Still, there are many benefits for both methods of sending Valentine's Day cards, physically or digitally. For instance:

• An eCard may be cost and time-efficient, but at the same time, it can be lacking in detail. With free digital tools to enhance cards online, however, this shouldn't be an issue.

• Printed cards give you the benefit of personalization with a heartfelt, handwritten message. Years down the lane, handwritten notes can become precious memories and even valuable personal treasure. On the other hand, eCards can be stored digitally with ease, hence, removing the worry of physical damage.

• With the option of freely printing cards, you can indulge in some DIY and handmade personalized cards that are coming back in trend.

No one can ever prove that there is anything better than a personalized card on Valentine’s Day for your loved one. Your heartfelt emotions poured into words are just the thing to make your loved ones feel cherished.

However, simply signing your name on the most romantic day of the year is not enough. Go a step ahead and make the card even more special with a handwritten message or including a quote or two.

Here are a few tips to help you form a special message:

• Begin by thinking about what type of relationship you share with your loved one. Is it friendly, romantic, or someone special such as a soulmate?

• Remember that Valentine’s Day does not merely celebrate a romantic relationship. This day is to celebrate every kind of love— a mother, sister, brother, father, etc. How you word your message should reflect on how this particular bond matters to you and why it is unique.

• When writing the message, picture the person sitting in front of you and phrase it exactly like you would in a conversation with them. Your message will sound wholly original and straight from the heart.

Wishes for Different People

 

For your crush:

• This Valentine’s day, I want to wish the person whose beauty covers the whole world for me.

• My heart is like a home for you, which is why it clings to you now and then. On this Valentine’s Day, along with my wish, I want to tell you that I hope and pray that you will soon come and take up residence in it forever.

• While we may both not know precisely where this is going yet but I know l like it with you—a lot.

For your partner:

• Since the day we fell in love, you’re my brightest star and my shiniest sun. Today and forever!

• You being mine forever is a dream come true. I love you with all I have.

• My heart belongs to you forever. Happy Valentine’s day!

• You make me feel so loved, cherished, and protected. There is no better place in this world for me than your arms. Stay mine forever!

• The best thing about life is getting to share it with you - today, forever and for eternity.

For your BFF:

• Thank you for being the most loyal, caring, and annoyingly wonderful BFF you are.

• Happy Valentine’s day to my most favorite forever.

• Even the sexiest and loving partner cannot take the place of a BFF like you. Thanks for filling the gap in my life, BFF.

Valentine’s Day Quotes You Can Use

 

Can’t find the right words to include in these funny Valentine’s Day cards? Get inspired by these apt quotes to include with the messages mentioned above.

• “Your flaws are perfect for the heart that is made to love you.”— Trent Shelton

• “There is only one happiness in life—to love and be loved.”— George Sand.

• “You know you’re in love when staying awake is better than wandering in dreams.”—Dr. Seuss.

For more ideas to make this Valentine’s day special, please check out our ‘Ultimate Guide to Valentine’s Day 2020.’